Wednesday, January 2, 2013

True Facts ......

1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !

 2. A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you !

 3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_.  Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed !

 4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !

5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up !


 6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...
A Pregnant Prostitute !

 7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation !

 8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex....!!

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